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Europe...

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1944.

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The second world war was now
its fourth year.

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The stage was set for
the most exciting...

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I can't take it, Wyatt.
If something now doesn't happen

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I'll open my skull with a hacksaw
and start playing with my brains.

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I'm sensing you a bit... perturbed?

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I know how the war ends.
Let's drop the bomb and move on.

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...we see the germans had the
opportunity to win the war

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if not for one small mistake.

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Oh, God. Here it comes.

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Putting Colonel Klink in charge...

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BOTH: ...of stalag 13.

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So what are you saying?

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You're bored with history?

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History, school, life-- it's all so dull.

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Don't you wish you could skip over the
lame, boring parts and get to the fun?

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I kind of like school. And what's
the point of complaining?

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It's not like we can do
anything about it.

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True. There's nothing
we can do about it.

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- However...
- No!

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We don't understand her powers.

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They're beyond our control.

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The woman is capable of anything.

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She could actually... ( Gasps )
...improve our lives.

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( Both Yelling )

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What can I do for you boys?

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Nothing.

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Big thing!

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Here's the deal.

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We're tired of having to
wait through the lame

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IFE to get to the exciting stuff.

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It's not that bad.

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We were hoping you'd have a few ideas.

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I could fill your lives with
nothing but excitement.

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- For example...
- ( Mariachi Music Playing )

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( Gunfire )

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( Music Stops )

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WAYNE: Hey! What's that
racket up there?

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My dad's going to kill me.

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That was a little too big but
on the right track.

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Right, Wyatt?

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Whatever you come up with
we got to have absolute control

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or I'm not doing it.

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I got it.

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We need a remote-- only one that
will speed up time whenever we want.

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Hmm.

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What, you recharged the batteries?

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Just try it.

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Cool. A remote for the clock.

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I don't want to rag on your
handiwork but we're looking

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for something that would speed up
the big picture not just clocks in general.

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Oh, good. You ladies are home.

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It's story time with big brother Chett.

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We don't want to hear
a stupid hunting story.

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Shut your stinking hole.

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I'd listen up or I'll snap the ribs
from your spine like breadsticks.

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All right.

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Check it out.

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It must have been tuesday.

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No, wednesday.

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No, wait a minute.

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What's the day the trash comes?

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Wednesday, right?

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Okay, so the day before--

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Tuesday--

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I wake up, and I...

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( Fast-Forwarding )

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...and then the cat blew
chunks on the carpet.

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Great story, huh, girls?

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How did I do?

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BOTH: Yes!

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Can I hold it?

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I need to feel its cool, dark
metal against my skin.

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We remember what Lisa said.

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This thing affects all of time so use it
sparingly only in extreme situations.

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Gotcha.

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When we left off yesterday the
americans were about to join

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the allied was effort.

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To recap the devastating attack of
Pearl Harbor was still a recent memory.

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Hit it.

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( Fast-Forwarding )

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Who can tell me the names
of the participants?

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- ( Bell Rings )
- BOTH: Yeah!

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Life without the boring parts.

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- I could get comfy with this.
- Yeah, me too.

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I have to admit this chia pet wouldn't
be half as fun in real time.

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Whatever cranks your cheese wheel.

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( Door Closing )

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He's here.

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Afternoon, puke licks.

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Afternoon, puke licks.

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- What did you call me?
- Puke bag.

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Butt cramp.

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Skank boy.

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Take your pick, dick. ( Yelling )

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Chett will learn from this
and that brings me joy.

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But I can't help feeling
there's a greater purposis remote.

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I suppose we could go back in time and
avert world wars and snuff out disease.

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I'm talking about chicks.

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Gary, it's illegal to go around freeze-framing
women and taking off their clothes.

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I'm talking about relationships.

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With this remote, we can skip over
all that lame getting-to-know-you

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talky-touchy-feely crap and get
to the good parts.

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- Can I help?
- Do you have to explode in like that?

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Well, excuse me.

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Who put a kink in your hose?

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I'm sorry but tierine time-space
continuum tends to make me edgy.

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How do we know he's not,
like, awake in there

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and watching everything we're doing.

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Relax. It's your personal remote.

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You are the only two people
who have any idea that time

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is starting or stopping speeding
up or slowing down.

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To everyone else,
life proceeds as normal.

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WYATT: Where are we in all this?

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You'll have experienced everything.

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You just won't have any memory of it.

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It's what you wished for--

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the ability to skip through
the boring parts.

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So we could use it on dates.

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Sure, if you want to.

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I don't know.

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I'm not sure we should mess
with the forces of romance.

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Wyatt, if we don't let me explore
the wide world of women

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we're doing a disservice to science.

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WYATT: To you want.

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Who am I to stand in the way of science?

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Thank you.

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Ready?

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( Yelling ) What the...?

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- Hi.
- Hi, Gary.

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I can't stay out late and I don't
like movies and I don't eat fried foods.

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Let the fun begin.

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You know, I had an okay time tonight.

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You did?

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Nothing seemed unusually...

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unusual?

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Everything was fine.

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I guess this is where I kiss you good night.

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Whoa. I made it clear.

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I just want to be friends.

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- Geez, Gary.
- Right.

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Well, I guess this is where
I kiss you good night.

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You took me to that dump you
made me pay and

156
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then your nosebleed
ruined my blouse.

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Kiss this!

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- Good night, Gary.
- Yeah, well...

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- Good night.
- Wait a minute.

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I thought maybe... I don't know...

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Do you want to kiss?

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You want to kiss?

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Me? After everything that probably
happened on this date?

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After the way I probably treated you?

165
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After the stupid things I probably said?

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I'm losing the mood here.

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- That was nice.
- Yes, it was.

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Good night, Gary.

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Yeah, well... good night.

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Wait a minute.

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00:10:02,296 --> 00:10:05,165
I thought maybe... I don't know...

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Do you want to kiss?

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That was...

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Good night, Gary.

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Want to go out again?

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- Next saturday?
- Great.

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00:10:30,257 --> 00:10:32,760
I can't believe we've been
only dating a week.

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It feels like longer.

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To you, maybe.

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Is this a button or a zipper thingy?

181
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Gary, stop!

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When do you want to go out again?

183
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I don't know.

184
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How about thursday?

185
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Something tells me you're not
having a good time.

186
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It's that stupid remote.

187
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I thought you were having fun with it.

188
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Gary's having fun with it.

189
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I'm stuck watching clocks spin.

190
00:11:00,387 --> 00:11:02,890
Every time he fast-forwards
through his dates

191
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my universe goes on a caffeine high.

192
00:11:05,392 --> 00:11:08,362
I don't remember what day it is
anything I did this week--

193
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I can't even watch TV.

194
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Althrough it does liven up Pbs.

195
00:11:13,801 --> 00:11:17,804
You're just mad at Gary for having a
little fun with his newfound toy.

196
00:11:17,804 --> 00:11:18,705
"A little fun"?

197
00:11:24,979 --> 00:11:26,380
Hmm. I see your point.

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He's playing with the forces of
natures all just to get girls.

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Ugh.

200
00:11:38,892 --> 00:11:42,562
See? It's all fun until someone
loses a sandwich.

201
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It's so romantic out here.

202
00:11:51,971 --> 00:11:55,809
Sometimes, if I close my eyes it
reminds me of the farm

203
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we used to spend summers at
when I was...

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( Fast-Forwarding )

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...and other times I just wish I could
live there for the rest of my life.

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( Fast-Forwarding )

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I really like you, Gary Wallace.

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Mmm... me too.

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I think that's enough for tonight.

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00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,802
Maybe I'll see you in school this week.

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It's kind of a special week
for me, you know.

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Right. Special, special.

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00:12:32,812 --> 00:12:35,114
Yes! I like this.

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00:12:38,117 --> 00:12:40,119
Wyatt. Hey, Wyatt!

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Wait up!

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Where you been?

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I haven't seen you all week.

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Gee, you still know what a week is?

219
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I figured days, weeks, and months
were all one big blur to you.

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Hey, that's Sarcasm.

221
00:12:52,766 --> 00:12:54,267
You having a good time?

222
00:12:54,267 --> 00:12:55,769
Me? Hell, yeah.

223
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Got my remote.

224
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Got continuous lip action.

225
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What's not good?

226
00:13:00,206 --> 00:13:04,210
Your life may be continuous lip action
but mine's like a bad carnival ride.

227
00:13:04,210 --> 00:13:07,013
You want to skip to the weekend
and talk?

228
00:13:07,513 --> 00:13:15,021
No, Gary. I have a french test and
I would like to savor every second of it,

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00:13:15,021 --> 00:13:21,594
so if you don't mind could we move through
life at normal speed for the next 40 minutes?

230
00:13:21,594 --> 00:13:23,963
Oh, what crawled up his shorts?

231
00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:30,236
Hey, watch where you're going.

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Donna! You see that?

233
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I stopped that big heavy door
with my little face.

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I hate you, Gary Wallace!

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00:13:40,746 --> 00:13:43,416
- Come again?
- I thought I meant something to you

236
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and now you do this.

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00:13:44,918 --> 00:13:46,986
Um, could you maybe give me a little hint?

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See, my memory...

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- Oh, you make me so mad!
- ( Gasps )

240
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And what is it with you
and this stupid remote?

241
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No! Don't!

242
00:13:54,994 --> 00:13:58,031
Whatever you're about
to say, forget it!

243
00:13:59,498 --> 00:13:59,999
Hey, Ted.

244
00:13:59,999 --> 00:14:01,000
How's it going?

245
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:01,968
Hi, Donna.

246
00:14:03,436 --> 00:14:03,936
There a problem here?

247
00:14:04,437 --> 00:14:08,207
Give me the remote and
we can have a heart-to-heart

248
00:14:08,207 --> 00:14:09,708
about whatever it is
you're rambling about.

249
00:14:10,176 --> 00:14:12,478
You want it, bonehead? Go get it.

250
00:14:13,446 --> 00:14:13,946
GARY: No!

251
00:14:21,187 --> 00:14:21,820
What?

252
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:25,824
- Donna?
- I hate you, Gary Wallace!

253
00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:27,326
Hey, Donna.

254
00:14:29,295 --> 00:14:31,297
- There a problem here?
- Oh, no.

255
00:14:31,730 --> 00:14:33,131
I'm trapped in time.

256
00:14:39,305 --> 00:14:42,174
- I hate you, Gary Wallace!
- Here we go again.

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00:14:43,108 --> 00:14:43,609
Donna.

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00:14:44,109 --> 00:14:45,110
What a surprise.

259
00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:47,580
I thought I meant something to you.

260
00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:49,448
You're right-- it is low.

261
00:14:49,948 --> 00:14:50,449
Could I have that?

262
00:14:50,949 --> 00:14:52,385
What is it with you and this remote?

263
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,019
Hey, Donna.

264
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,020
There a problem here?

265
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,590
No. No problem here. Give me that.

266
00:14:58,991 --> 00:15:00,893
No. No!

267
00:15:01,794 --> 00:15:04,697
- Leave her alone, loser.
- You want this?

268
00:15:04,697 --> 00:15:06,098
Go get it.

269
00:15:06,098 --> 00:15:07,099
GARY: No!

270
00:15:13,772 --> 00:15:14,607
Let me guess.

271
00:15:15,107 --> 00:15:15,808
You hate me.

272
00:15:15,808 --> 00:15:16,809
That's right. I thought...

273
00:15:16,308 --> 00:15:17,976
You do mean something to me.

274
00:15:17,976 --> 00:15:20,445
Oh, then you realize what
you did I do.

275
00:15:20,445 --> 00:15:21,947
What I did was terrible--

276
00:15:22,948 --> 00:15:24,950
So terrible, it's indescribable.

277
00:15:24,950 --> 00:15:26,819
I bet you can't even describe it.

278
00:15:26,819 --> 00:15:27,319
Can you?

279
00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:30,789
After all we've been through
you forgot my birthday.

280
00:15:30,789 --> 00:15:32,958
Birthday? Forget?

281
00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:34,459
I didn't forget.

282
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:35,961
Check it out.

283
00:15:35,961 --> 00:15:36,962
Surprise.

284
00:15:36,962 --> 00:15:37,963
Come on, Ted.

285
00:15:37,963 --> 00:15:40,933



286
00:15:41,433 --> 00:15:42,434
You're pathetic.

287
00:15:42,835 --> 00:15:44,670
And you're too mature
to throw that remote.

288
00:15:47,339 --> 00:15:49,574
There are now ten minutes left.

289
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,415
There are now ten minutes left.

290
00:16:04,356 --> 00:16:06,391
Oh, no. What's happening?

291
00:16:09,727 --> 00:16:11,363


292
00:16:11,363 --> 00:16:12,865
I hate you, Gary Wallace!

293
00:16:13,365 --> 00:16:15,500
I just wanted to sing you
happy birthday.

294
00:16:16,001 --> 00:16:18,203
- It is your birthday.
- My birthday was yesteday.

295
00:16:18,703 --> 00:16:20,705
You didn't even get me a card.

296
00:16:20,705 --> 00:16:23,141
I must have told you five times
in the last week.

297
00:16:23,141 --> 00:16:24,642
Do you ever listen?

298
00:16:25,043 --> 00:16:26,011
Of course I listen to you.

299
00:16:26,511 --> 00:16:27,512
Ted!

300
00:16:28,013 --> 00:16:29,014
Oh, yeah?

301
00:16:29,014 --> 00:16:30,548
Then what's my favorite movie, huh?

302
00:16:30,548 --> 00:16:32,017
Who's my favorite group?

303
00:16:32,017 --> 00:16:33,185
Where do I spend my summers?

304
00:16:33,651 --> 00:16:34,152
I know that one.

305
00:16:34,652 --> 00:16:36,621
Some farm, right?

306
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:37,622
You don't know a thing about me.

307
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,624
Okay, you got me.

308
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,126
I don't know a thing about you.

309
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:42,760
I just want that remote.

310
00:16:44,262 --> 00:16:45,263
Ted!

311
00:16:45,763 --> 00:16:46,264
I'm sorry.

312
00:16:46,764 --> 00:16:47,265
Ted's being detained.

313
00:16:47,765 --> 00:16:48,766
I'll take that.

314
00:16:52,270 --> 00:16:54,906
Leave her alone, loser.

315
00:16:57,074 --> 00:16:59,076
There are ten minutes left.

316
00:17:00,077 --> 00:17:02,614
Uh, something is very wrong here.

317
00:17:02,614 --> 00:17:05,049
Est-ce qu' il y a un probleme?

318
00:17:05,049 --> 00:17:06,551
Yeah. I really got to...

319
00:17:06,551 --> 00:17:08,820
Uh-uh. En francais.

320
00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:15,893
Je vais aller de la... de la...
mon ami, um...

321
00:17:16,394 --> 00:17:17,762
There are ten minutes left.

322
00:17:19,764 --> 00:17:22,734
- Monsieur Donnelly.
- Sorry. Go to run.

323
00:17:26,237 --> 00:17:28,239
Not as fast, young man.

324
00:17:29,774 --> 00:17:32,276
What do we know
about running in the hall?

325
00:17:32,276 --> 00:17:34,946
Now, I know this may sound like
I'm coming down on you

326
00:17:34,946 --> 00:17:39,884
but I remember one eyeless
lad skewered by his own el marko.

327
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:40,885
I don't have time!

328
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,788
There are now ten minutes left.

329
00:17:44,455 --> 00:17:44,956
( Groaning )

330
00:17:50,127 --> 00:17:50,628
Lisa.

331
00:17:50,628 --> 00:17:51,829
Get me out of this loop.

332
00:17:52,329 --> 00:17:53,330
Please, make it stop.

333
00:17:53,831 --> 00:17:57,602
Once a wish is in motion,
I can't turn it off.

334
00:17:57,602 --> 00:17:58,936
I can't do it anymore.

335
00:18:00,437 --> 00:18:01,939
You can't give up, Gary.

336
00:18:01,939 --> 00:18:02,907
There is a way out.

337
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:04,676
I hate you, Gary Wallace!

338
00:18:04,676 --> 00:18:06,177
I'll never get that remote.

339
00:18:06,678 --> 00:18:08,179
You really want it back that badly?

340
00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:12,183
Skipping the dull parts hasn't made
your life any better.

341
00:18:12,683 --> 00:18:16,587
Maybe those dull parts are
more important than you think.

342
00:18:17,288 --> 00:18:19,090
Are you just going to lie there?

343
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:20,524
Otherwise...

344
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:28,699
I hate you, Gary Wallace!

345
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,868
There are now ten minutes left.

346
00:18:32,369 --> 00:18:33,370
Monsieur Donnelly.

347
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:37,408
Ah, what the hell.

348
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,413
Viva la france!

349
00:18:45,316 --> 00:18:46,683
- Good morning, sir.
- Good morning.

350
00:18:50,187 --> 00:18:53,957
I think Wallace here needs
a little attitude adjustment.

351
00:18:53,957 --> 00:18:55,959
GARY: Go ahead.
You might as well hit me.

352
00:18:55,959 --> 00:18:57,794
I mean, I would if I was you.

353
00:18:57,794 --> 00:18:59,296
I missed my girlfriend's birthday!

354
00:19:00,064 --> 00:19:01,565
No present, no card.

355
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,234
Not even a phone call.

356
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:04,535
I'm jerk.

357
00:19:04,535 --> 00:19:05,936
I thought I meant something to you.

358
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:07,371
Ted, do you mind?

359
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:10,874
I'm starting to lose feeling
in my brain.

360
00:19:13,377 --> 00:19:15,879
You know why I didn't
but you anything?

361
00:19:15,879 --> 00:19:17,381
Because there's no present
in the world that could

362
00:19:18,048 --> 00:19:21,452
express how deep my feelings
run for you.

363
00:19:22,186 --> 00:19:23,187
You're not buying any of this, are you?

364
00:19:23,754 --> 00:19:24,221
Nope.

365
00:19:24,721 --> 00:19:25,822
Go fetch.

366
00:19:25,822 --> 00:19:27,258
Wyatt!

367
00:19:27,258 --> 00:19:27,724
Incoming!

368
00:19:28,425 --> 00:19:29,860
Yes!

369
00:19:31,362 --> 00:19:32,796
Get me out of here.

370
00:19:33,364 --> 00:19:36,400
Fast-forward, pause,
freeze-frame-- something.

371
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:37,901
Not this time.

372
00:19:39,903 --> 00:19:41,405
I promise you'll get to hit me.

373
00:19:41,905 --> 00:19:42,406
Just a minute.

374
00:19:43,407 --> 00:19:44,408
Donna! Wait.

375
00:19:43,907 --> 00:19:45,909
Okay, I admit it.

376
00:19:45,909 --> 00:19:48,412
I never really paid any attention
to you or the relationship.

377
00:19:48,912 --> 00:19:51,314
I just wanted to make out with you.

378
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,316
And that's your apology?

379
00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:54,317
Yes.

380
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:55,819
No.

381
00:19:56,319 --> 00:19:57,053
I don't know.

382
00:19:57,521 --> 00:19:59,022
I'm trying to be honest here, okay?

383
00:19:59,523 --> 00:20:01,024
I like you a lot.

384
00:20:01,525 --> 00:20:05,461
I really do but I love
making out with you.

385
00:20:06,462 --> 00:20:08,565
You dress incredibly hot.

386
00:20:09,533 --> 00:20:10,033
You smell...

387
00:20:10,534 --> 00:20:14,738
so good and you have the
softest lips in the entire universe.

388
00:20:18,241 --> 00:20:19,309
I kiss you...

389
00:20:19,810 --> 00:20:21,311
I'm in heaven.

390
00:20:21,812 --> 00:20:26,416
I don't know whether to hit you
or pull you in some dark corner.

391
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:30,253
Well, I... I'd definitely
go for door number two.

392
00:20:30,821 --> 00:20:32,789
You're pretty twisted, Wallace.

393
00:20:33,289 --> 00:20:35,759
But awfully cuddly, don't you think?

394
00:20:37,260 --> 00:20:38,261
I got to go.

395
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:39,863
I'll see you later, Gary.

396
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:40,997
later?

397
00:20:41,497 --> 00:20:42,498
As in date later?

398
00:21:03,353 --> 00:21:04,354
You're a pal.

399
00:21:04,854 --> 00:21:06,856
Thanks for not zapping
me out of there.

400
00:21:06,856 --> 00:21:07,857
Any time.

401
00:21:08,858 --> 00:21:11,361
And if you ever again force me
to deal with my real-life

402
00:21:11,861 --> 00:21:13,363
situation head-on I'll kill you.

403
00:21:13,863 --> 00:21:14,364
Okeydoke.

404
00:21:25,108 --> 00:21:28,611
Mr. Wallace... would you care
to do the honors?

405
00:21:28,611 --> 00:21:29,612
With pleasure.

406
00:21:31,114 --> 00:21:37,620
... And if you ever, ever mess with
my gun rack again I'm going

407
00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:41,624
to ram my fist down your throat
and pull out your colon.

408
00:21:44,059 --> 00:21:45,060
Got it, girls?

409
00:21:51,166 --> 00:21:54,103
I don't think we'll be
needing this anymore.

410
00:21:55,538 --> 00:21:57,473
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